Every now and then something or someone gets right up my nose, and I have to let the world know how I feel.
At one time, I was forced to scream incoherently at these irritating things, and only those in physical proximity to me (or with a phone whose number I knew) had to listen to me bitching.
Thanks to the internet, I can now share my trauma with everyone!
So grab a pillow (to absorb the sympathetic punches you'll want to throw) and join me in the Wonderful World of Things That Irk SurielTM